Rude mnemonics

With the large volume of information our medical brians are expected to hold we use as mnay craft ways as possible to aid our memory. Studies have shown that mnemonics especially those which are funny or rude stick in our minds and are easier to recall.
So enjoy these classics who knows you may even learn something!
CRANIAL NERVES:
Oh Oh Oh To Touch And Feel Virgin Girls Vaginas And Hymens or
On Occasion, Old Tim Taylor Asks For Very Good Vagina And Head

Olfactory, Optic, Occulomotor, Trochlear, Trigeminal, Abducens, Facial, Vestibulocochlear, Glossopharyngeal, Vagus, Accessory, Hypoglossal

SACRAL INNERVATION OF PENIS
S2,3,4 keeps your penis off the floor.

PENIS AUTONOMIC INNERVATION ACTIONS
"Parasympathetic Puts it up. Sympathetic Spurts it out".
"Point and Shoot": Parasympathetic Points it, Sympathetic Shoots out the semen."

SUPERIOR ORBITAL FISSURE: STRUCTURES PASSING THROUGH
"Lazy French Tarts Lie Naked In Anticipation Of Sex"
Lacrimal nerve, Frontal nerve, Trochlear nerve, Lateral nerve, Nasociliary nerve, Internal nerve, Abducens nerve, Ophthalmic veins, Sympathetic nerves

CARPAL BONES
‘Some lovers try positions that they can’t handle’
Scaphoid, Lunate, Triquetrum, Pisiform, Trapezoid, Trapezium, Capitate, Hamate

RENAL FAILURE: symptoms/signs
"My Big Nob Vibrates Gently In Her Purulent Pelvis":
Malaise, Breathlessness, Nausea, Vomiting, GI motility, Headache, Pruritis, Pigmentation